Monday, September 20, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
This week on Twitter
Has it been a week already? Another collection of my tweets are presented here.
- "Sissy Spacek" is a common astronaut insult.
- A red shirt in a Browncoat is a losing fight waiting to happen.
- A man, a plan, a canal: Palindrome!
- Hava nagila monster
- I call my cat "precious little" as it answers the question "what are you good for?"
- If I was the Tzar, I would read the qur'an. However, if I was the Czar I would probably choose the koran.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Twitter: Best of the week
Since forwarding tweets to my livejournal is now unavailable and unpopular, I thought I would try something different. I will post a collection of my "best-of" tweets from the past week here on Slashboing. I will choose only the timeless bon-mots of my own crafting, for your reading pleasure.
Like what you see? Consider following me on Twitter: @drhaggis
Like what you see? Consider following me on Twitter: @drhaggis
- Drugstores should be shaped like the human body, with the product located at the corresponding region.
- I like shopping from other people's carts. However no one wants to hear that I'm only breaking the mores and not the morals of our culture.
- Idea: Plexiglas shield with your watermark etched in it. When people take pictures of you, the image will be pre-branded.
- Sneer: The thing you see on a person's face when you mispronounce words like molybdenum, Alsatian, or mulligatawny.
- A local store has upgraded me to "double VIP" status. Should I hold out for triple?
- Science fiction writers need to look up "regulated power supply". Giving electronics "more power' doesn't make it go faster/better. duh.
- First person shooters have plots? That's so cute.
- The funniest things a fat person can do is dance, fart and fall down. I'm looking at you Farley, Mike & Molly, Jiminy Glick, Fat Bastard
- Funny Fat dancing is a nice break from all the accusations of crushing people and committing cannibalism.
- TV Show Idea: Lawn Order: Landscape division. CHUNK CHUNK.
- Used fictional Kiefer in 24 to promote torture debate. Should have used Kiefer's grandfather Tommy Douglas during health care debate.
Friday, September 10, 2010
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