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- Drugstores should be shaped like the human body, with the product located at the corresponding region.
- I like shopping from other people's carts. However no one wants to hear that I'm only breaking the mores and not the morals of our culture.
- Idea: Plexiglas shield with your watermark etched in it. When people take pictures of you, the image will be pre-branded.
- Sneer: The thing you see on a person's face when you mispronounce words like molybdenum, Alsatian, or mulligatawny.
- A local store has upgraded me to "double VIP" status. Should I hold out for triple?
- Science fiction writers need to look up "regulated power supply". Giving electronics "more power' doesn't make it go faster/better. duh.
- First person shooters have plots? That's so cute.
- The funniest things a fat person can do is dance, fart and fall down. I'm looking at you Farley, Mike & Molly, Jiminy Glick, Fat Bastard
- Funny Fat dancing is a nice break from all the accusations of crushing people and committing cannibalism.
- TV Show Idea: Lawn Order: Landscape division. CHUNK CHUNK.
- Used fictional Kiefer in 24 to promote torture debate. Should have used Kiefer's grandfather Tommy Douglas during health care debate.
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